Blow Things Up Day
Los Angeles: densely populated land of the desert in the middle of a persistent drought. Not really optimal conditions for lighting things afire and shooting them skyward to hither and non, landing who...
View ArticlePublic Service Announcement
I live in Los Angeles. Living in Los Angeles means that, inevitably, I know people who work in the entertainment industry, the poor saps. A friend of mine worked on a music video for D-12 called 40...
View ArticleOn Being Handicapped
Last week, I was walking around on two feet, per usual, and all of a sudden, the ground rose up to greet me. I found myself in a very ladylike position, doggie-style, staring at the asphalt. As if the...
View ArticleDear Goldfish Part 9
Hello, Internet. Welcome back to Dear Goldfish, the series where I answer real questions asked by the internet. The following questions have been submitted by people who typed words into search engines...
View ArticleNyah Nyah
Today’s Daily prompt: What’s the one thing you hope other people never say about you? I don’t really care what other people say about me with very few exceptions. A complete stranger could walk up to...
View ArticleThe Mysteries Of The Bathroom
We have two bathrooms at work as is fitting and proper. One for ladies and one for gents. I’m all too familiar with the women’s bathroom. It looks something like this: The women’s room has two stalls...
View ArticleGuest Post: Revis’ Whiskey Story
Hello everyone. My name is Revis Edgewater. Well, that’s not my actual name, but it’s what you can call me. Although, I guess you don’t really need the Edgewater part. You can just call me Revis. Of...
View ArticleGuest Post – Well-Known Facts International Edition
As the tied-for-second-place winner of Goldfish’s Mad Libs Spectacular, I thought I’d contribute a leaf to one of her ongoing series and write a little quasi-nonfiction. So, without further ado, let’s...
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